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zibilivedro:

matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll:

slapandticklelol:

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

fuck you

i don’t know what to write i just want haiku bot to reblog this

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h-smart:

I feel like this is the realest most exposing moment of the 21st century

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theslaysdays:

Drew Barrymore in 90′s

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michelletrinhhh:

everytimr i thought it was almost over, there were more 😂

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brinasosa:

5ft1:

afrosomalibitch:

loool this girl

i love her

Crying

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officialfrenchtoast:

having a crush on someone you dont have a chance with

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thebootydiaries:

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn’t look like there’s any sand dollars left

child: can’t the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

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yeezus-fish:

when a stupid slut asks if there’s going to be a swimming pool

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oldlunchmeat:

im gunna go back in time and kick my own ass

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